Trump Tweets His Nuclear Button Is Bigger Than Kim Jong Un's Nuclear Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump tweeted that his nuclear button is “a much bigger and more powerful one” than Kim Jong Un’s nuclear button after the North Korean leader said that he had a nuclear button on his desk during his New Year Year’s speech.

“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”