Florida Man

Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everyone

INDIALANTIC, Florida – A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly told employees and customers at several businesses in Indialantic, Florida that “his turtle army will destroy them and that they will all see what would happen in an hour” on April 7, 2019.

According to the arrest affidavit, 61-year-old Thomas Devaney Lane visited several businesses around 5th Avenue before making his way to the Indialantic Police Department where he began yelling at a dispatcher while pounding the walls and glass.

Lane left the police department and police later caught up with him in the parking lot of a 7-11 convenience store. Lane called 911 and told the operator that the responding officer needed to leave now or you will all be sorry you f***** with the saint.”

The Florida man was booked into the Brevard County jail and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting an officer without violence, and misuse of the 911 .

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